The heaving metropolis of.... Slough

David Brent
Originally uploaded by yoooreds.

After disscussions with Phillis "lard arse" Crowe, three rooms have been booked at the Travel Inn, in Slough, Which is just 3 miles from Royal Windsor.

TRAVEL INN , SLOUGH

A quick look at the map shows that the Railway station is about a mile from the Travel Inn. How about this for an itinerary?

Official Stag Do Start time Friday 1800
Catch train from Paddington 1821
Arrive in Slough 1840
Cab to Travel Inn, leave cab running, check-in, dump bags, spray pits, jump back in cab and head for Windsor. Pub by 7pm.

LIST OF PUBS IN WINDSOR (scoring above 6.5 out of 10)
Phillis. check out "pub crawl generator".

Finally, Travel Inn can be cancelled anytime up until 1pm on day of arrival for a full refund, so nothing is lost.
Also check out WINDSOR NIGHTLIFE Also check out LIST OF PUBS IN CHEDDAR